My little brother got into outer space and stuff so my step-mom bought him a place mat with all the planets on it. When I first saw it, I was upset, because it was newer and so Pluto wasn’t labeled. I was about to say something when I noticed something…
Pluto is there.
The artist remembered Pluto.
Guys…
The artist drew Pluto crying.
GOD DAMN IT! I HIT MY HEAD RIGHT ON THE CORNER OF THE CUPBOARD DOOR!
I hate it when that happens.
Yeah, that’s the worst.
OW OW OW OW OW OW OW!
lmfao
god there is nothing more beautiful than this
i’m literally turned on by how beautiful this is
each and every time it happens
Exhibit A as to why people should think before they tattoos in languages that are not in their native tongues…
Story time! My tattoo artist had a guest artist in for a while who was a very talented Japanese dude. Anyway, some guy comes in to enquire about another tat while I’m in there and he has some Japanese writing up his arm which he tells us means ‘peace and love’ and he’d had it done while on holiday in Tokyo. Japanese starts laughing, and my artist asks him what’s so hilarious. Turns out the guy got ‘fool’ tattooed on his arm. I have a lot of love for the artist in Tokyo who did that.
And that artist in Tokyo is now my best friend.
French artist Mademoiselle Maurice who creates stunning geometric figures on urban surfaces using rainbows of folded origami figures. via
He is the sweetest person ever
#i can imagine the directors being like#’tom stop doing that you’re getting your costume dirty’#and he’d be all like#’i do not know of this tom you speak of’#’i only respond to loki’#’also i’m dead’
OMG this is.. PRECIOUS.
White text on a rainbow background: Number 328, when you’re so close to telling your mum but chicken out at the last moment and feel even worse
Me for AGES.
One year, I really want Sweden to just send out the Swedish Chef. It would win fo’ sho’.
euphoria
forever ‘till the end of time
from now on, only you and I
we’re going bork bork bork bork bork boooork
XD Either you know enough Swedish to realize how hilarious that was, or you don’t… in which case, it’s even funnier.
White text on a rainbow background: Number 327, when you want to come out but see everything endiing badly
Black text on a rainbow background: Number 326, you come out to your mom and she does that thing where she sits down slowly on the couch and doesn’t say anything
My mom immediately started crying when I came out to her. I think silence would actually have been worse.
that awkward moment you’re thinking about ex girlfriends
Queer Dictators
A few days ago in Brazil, a tweet hashtag, #ditaduragay, was raised to the Twitter trending topics. “Ditatura gay” means “gay dictatorship” and is a common term in Brazil for “omg, I’m so oppressed because they won’t let me be horribly homophobic”.
Nevertheless, in spite of the fact that hashtag #ditaduragay was brought up by conservative Christians, it was quickly bombed by queers with satirical tweets. For your pleasure, a translated compilation of the best ones:
- When the #gaydictatorship comes, baby girls will know how to play the guitar as soon as they are born. (by @cups_)
- When the #gaydictatorship comes, the “Like” button will be replaced by “It’s fabulous!”. (by @heineca)
- When the #gaydictatorship comes, the every woman’s car will be a truck. (by @brenewday)
- When the #gaydictatorship comes, the National Anthem will be replaced by “Born this way”. (by @capsluc4as)
and finally the #1:
- When the #gaydictatorship comes, all police sirens will be replaced by christina aguillera (by @rodriogs)
[via nicolasibarra]
Side 1 of my sign for the #UAWOW rally today:http://bit.ly/J8oe1L h/t @redlightvoices for this powerful, important phrase. #fem2
(Source: keepyourbsoutofmyuterus)
